YAY TO ALL THE CHINESE DANCERS WHO WERE BRILLIANT AT ESPLANADE ON FRIDAY =DDD

i havent been online for quite some time! i found this interesting email in my inbox xD

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Therefore, Human = Pig + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Pig + work
In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Pig that work
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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Pigs + earn money
If Men - earn money = Pig
In other words, Men that don't earn money = Pigs
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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pig = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Pigs + spend
If, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,Women that don't spend = Pigs
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To Conclude:* Men earn money not to let women become Pigs!* Women spend not to let men become Pigs!* Man + Woman = 2 Pigs!** And the Pigs lived happily ever after!

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IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LONGER...
Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

haha, okay that was random i just came across it in another email =D just a reminder to all u guys, take care okay!! about time to start mugging for eoys.. i was packing my stuff and omg its an incredible load of things from these 2 years. jiayou eleveners!! looking forward to the BBQ! i'll just bring some random snacks okay, since the main source of food is the bbq which is catered and everything else is pretty much taken care of. oh oh! i can bring konyaku jelly for dessert =DD

countdowns:
19 days to SCARLET;
9 weeks to EOYs;
3 months to official graduation! ><